User Profile

Hey, I'm a (fake) college student who loves to devour crappy novels and food. I have low self-esteem, despite being fabulous and intelligent. (Who needs to be pretty when you're smart?) I hate starting sentences with I, but am not accomplished enough of a writer to find a suitable way around it. Nerdiness is fantastic, and I embrace it. Nerds are fantastic, and I embrace them (sometimes in a suggestive manner). I don't often cry at truly sad things, but at small injuries and frustrations. I've been diagnosed with social phobia and diabetes. Wilford Brimley can go to hell, why can't my disease have a sexy face. Then it would be like, hey the diabetes lady is sexy, diabetes is sexy, diabetics are sexy. Not, hah, you have diabetuss. Grrr...

I write in this journal when I feel like it. Stories will get started, and then deleted when I see that they suck. Burge fromage is supposed to mean something like Burden of Cheese, which symbolizes my artistic troubles. My soul is weighed down with sugary and cliched tales. I really wish I had something worth saying.

I mostly use this journal to keep track of when webcomics that I like update.